The Worst Hindi Films of 2012

There are two ways to make a Worst Of The Year list. One is to look at the embarrassing B-grade films, the predictably weak and awful movies that can fight for places in these lists even before they are released. The other is to look at prominent films that carry certain expectations, and how filmmakers who ought to have known better have disappointed.

I’ve traditionally taken the latter route, but this year my Worst Of list is a blend of the big and the banal, the inevitably tacky as well as the fatally flawed. Thing is, a couple of them are so bad they deserve to go cult, and hence can’t be ignored just because nobody’s surprised at their hideousness.

Without further adieu, then, the year’s most horrid Hindi movies:

10. Heroine

Kareena tried hard, but this Madhur Bhandarkar trainwreck was one of the most unbearable films of the year, with all his cliched, feed-the-audience-what-it-knows tropes seeming more tired than ever. The token lesbianism alone, with two drunken girls hooking up and then feeling sickened and ashamed, is reason enough to shun this one.

aiyya9. Aiyya

The most bewildering film of the year, Aiyya sees a caricatured larger-than-life protagonist overshadowed by even more larger than life protagonists. The result is a screechingly annoying film, an inexplicably shrill and stupid film. Rani Mukherji valiantly tries to exert her lovability but it only serves in dredging up repressed memories of her dressed as a young Sikh batsman. Shudder.

8. Jism 2

Only in India, ladies and gentlemen, only in India. Only in India can a pornstar make money by keeping her clothes on. Only in India does a film touted to be the year’s sexiest turn out to be such a damp squib. And only in India can said porn-woman outperform the two ‘actors’ alongside her in the film.

7. Players

On paper, the idea of Abbas-Mastan, our most hardened genre filmmakers, officially taking a remake of The Italian Job doesn’t sound like that bad an idea. Until, that is, they decide to make the classic Italian Job and the Mark Wahlberg remake, and puree them together in an atrocious smoothie, giving us a pair of conjoined heist films, each awful. And whoever okayed that cast? Bizarre.

6. Tezz

You could be forgotten for thinking there are two Priyadarshans. One, the thoughtful and often meditative South Indian filmmaker who churns out emotive art-house fare. Two, the head honcho of the harebrained, the man with movies that hinge critically on both slapstick and actual slaps, falling dhotis and an invariably Benny Hill style run-along climax. Neither man, as the achingly boring Tezz proves, can direct a thriller.

5. Ghost

Granted, it seems like a bit of a cop-out to pick a sub-B-grade film for a list like this, since expectations for a release like this were non-existent. And yet I must single out Ghost — a film the Indian censor board apparently considered “the most violent in the history of Hindi cinema” — for its intolerable tedium, for being a horror thriller than never scares and barely thrills, and for making a valiant stab at the so-awful-its-unmissable genre. At one point there is creepy crucifiction, even. All in the name of tawdry gimmick. This is one all masochists should watch, ideally as a drinking game.

sonofsardaar4. Son Of Sardaar

It’s becoming harder and harder to justify watching an Ajay Devgn movie. They are all increasingly inane, increasingly star-worshipping, and increasingly dumb — a formula that somehow seems to work for Devgn, despite himself being a reasonably solid actor capable of far more than what he does. I refuse to watch Bol Bachchan, but Son Of Sardaar seems to me the most monstrous and unforgivably braindead of Devgn’s films thus far. “But he did Omkara” now feels a lame and rather dated defence.

3. Teri Meri Kahani

Red And White Bravery Awards need to be handed out to producers who continue to finance films featuring many shades of Priyanka Chopra. She’s pretty decent when in a normal, singular role, but more than one PC never ever works. And yet we continue to be struck by films featuring her in multiple avatars, laying it on as thick as the director allows. Kunal Kohli’s film is a terribly hacky bore, but it is Chopra who must be looked on — quite literally — as the repeat offender.

2. Dangerous Ishq

Karisma Kapoor. In 3D. Past-life regression never felt like this much of a “what were we thinking?” hangover — as in, what were we thinking when we watched movies like this, back in the worst of the 80s? Or what were we thinking when we made women like this film’s leading lady, making her comeback after ages, a star? Tackiest film of the year, no question.

1. Ishaqzaade

The year’s biggest culprit, the abominably regressive Ishaqzaade was decried by a horrified friend on Twitter as “a rapey romance.” Habib Faisal’s (finely crafted and mostly well performed) film typifies the most irresponsible kind of our cinema.

ishaqzaadeThe film creates a genuinely spunky heroine, then has the ‘hero’ coerce her into marriage and consensual sex before doing an about-face, and then humiliating her by telling the world he ‘took’ her virginity. The girl justifiably sets out to kill the man who wronged her, only to then be bound and gagged by his mother, and told that she’d be better off marrying him instead. Which the hero grudgingly accepts, scowling like he’s being made to eat green vegetables. He then takes her to a brothel, and ties her up again while golden-hearted prostitutes wonder why she’s so angry.

What happens to this captive girl? Ah, she falls in love with the boy, because under all his ruggedness, he is a nice guy after all. (In sum: Yes, Romeo did trick me into sleeping with him, but at least he looks good in stubble, that jawaan chhokra. Aww.)

Faisal defended the film lamely saying that’s how things happen in various parts of the country, but the way his film continued to exult in its hero’s neanderthal mindset, celebrating him like he was blameless and naive, and essentially charming, showed clearly what side the director was on. Tying a woman up till she submits isn’t what we should even momentarily call love, and sending that message out to easily misled masses looking to cinema for role models is an absolute shame. At a time when we are finally, belatedly, definitely looking at ourselves and questioning the sexism in our society, it is films like this that need to be beaten down.



First published Rediff, January 1, 2013


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  1. pala hanmi reddy (@hanmireddy)

    I watched only two of these worst movies 1. Heroine 2. SOS

  2. vimoh

    I kind of liked Ishaqzaade. But it was mostly the fresh factor. So more or less agree.

  3. Saurabh Raj Sharan
  4. Ragz

    Ishaqzaade was quite decent…How did you miss Raaz 3 out?…Worst movie in ages…That scene wherein Bipasha agrees to sleep with A Wormy Spirit, is enough to make it the worst of the lot..

  5. desipsycho

    I was expecting to see Rowdy Rathod on the list.

  6. Pranali

    Where’s “Ek Deewana Tha” and “Jab Tak hai Jaan” in the list?

    1. Harry

      And ek tha deewana too was not bad either…

  7. Akshay

    Man, it takes balls to put Ishaqzaade on top of that film. Bravo! Amit Trivedi’s music and the spunky promos had made me so excited about the film. Plus I had loved Do Dooni Chaar. What a disappointment the films was! So regressive!

  8. Shrey

    Thank God…I watched none of the above listed movies,..LOL at Ishaqzade..even its trailer was eww.. type.

  9. Zoeb

    Well I think the list is quite good given the names mentioned in it though i was also looking for some usual suspects like Hate Story, Houseful 2, Rowdy Rathore, Ek Deewana Tha, Bol Bachchan and so on. But I am really disappointed to find Ishaqzaade on number 1. For me, it was actually one of the best films this year (its only me, okay). I loved the way Faisal did not end things on a particularly joyous note and the film was quite realistic for me. I liked both the performances and the direction was quite smooth and fast-paced.
    As for the film being regressive and sexist, we can’t blame one film simply for affecting our attitude towards women. As far as i was concerned, Parineeti Chopra was given enough chance to get her revenge on the hero for what he did but she eventually forgives him because she still loves him.. and he also sticks to her as well.
    I know the film sounded a bit sexist but I sort of loved it really…..

  10. Sa’adia

    What. You didn’t put Cocktail on the list? God knows it deserves to be on the top.

  11. Gam

    The writer should/must work on his/her grammar and spellings.

  12. Singh

    I would rate Ishaqzaade the same. Especially because it had performances, a look, and studio names that made you want to go for it..

    Recently watched Ishaqzaade – from act 1 scene 1 it seemed like an excuse of a film – everything looked like a tacky film set – even the Jeep with political flags on.. if thats how it happens in interior India then Mr Faisal needs a crash course not just in film making but also on interior India..

    A caricature of a film at best. Parineeti Chopra was her usual and the hero needed more acting skills and less stubble..

    Ridiculously, horrendously, stupid! ..

  13. Daniel Jack

    What about Bol Bachan? – A comedy? It did not even elicit a smile from me!

  14. Anindita Sengupta

    Thank you for putting ishaqzaade on top. I recently watched it and was horrified.

  15. Simran

    didn’t watch any of these…

  16. Aashutosh Mishra


    On my list the toppers are Joker, SOTY and Jab tak hai Jaan…Ewe !

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