A Screenwriter’s Tale .. or.. My Backstory

There is no clear how-to manual when it comes to screenwriting. Sure, there are books suggesting method and structure — Syd Field had a day like his last name taking those to the bank — but there is no definitive checklist of how to make scriptwriting your day job. Here then is what I can offer: my story, of how I randomly came to be in the position of having my first screen credit appear this week. And what better way to tell this story than in screenplayese?



(Super: Five years ago)

Our unshaven long-haired protagonist exits the airport with a tote bag and massive Aviator sunglasses. He is a Delhi boy who believes he needs a dynamic city to shove him out of inertia. Jobless and without even a specific idea of what he wants to do, but armed with an irrelevant Master’s Degree he treads into the sultry city hoping for, um, action.



We see the protagonist go through vagabond-wannabe clichés: sleeping on his aunt’s couch, renting half a garage and living with a corrugated metal wall, working for a tiny advertising agency that doesn’t pay him, lots of bus rides and much super-budget dining. The entire montage is interspersed with several quick-cut shots of local train travails, and our man’s klutzy ineptness at the same.



Protagonist is being interviewed by over a dozen people, spread over three days. He says the Formula 1 column he’s been writing for Rediff is something he enjoys the most, so can they use a sportswriter? They take turns hmmming and hawing before asking if he watches movies.



Protagonist yawns and soldiers on with his bad movie watching. We establish how he has become a full-time critic based on a ridiculous, almost-masochistic love for motion pictures, and because there aren’t that many critics around in the first place, he’s become oddly well-known – albeit much criticised across the Internet for lambasting an Aamir Khan or a Hrithik Roshan, as need be. He enjoys watching the Bollywood circus up close and is amused by how seriously the circus itself takes him.



The protagonist sits across from Sourabh Usha Narang, director of the rather creepy Vaastu Shastra, who is inexplicably convinced — based on reading reviews — that the protagonist should pen screenplays. Our man grins and agrees, and they come up with a thriller called Sunday Morning, set in realtime from 7am to 9am on a Sunday. It is a thriller so clever it obviously gets shelved and hasn’t been heard of since.



The protagonist has shaved. We see shots of him in movie screenings, in conversations with directors, making friends with the industry and digging how it really isn’t all bad. He’s surprised to discover that the people he admires the most are the most accessible and down-to-earth, and friendships are forged over hedonistic nights. (Note: possible item-song opportunity here)



Back with Sourabh Narang around the same table, the protagonist is told that Narang wants to make another horror movie. They sit around a table and spin random ideas, and Narang decides to get him contracted. Men from UTV are met (also at coffee shops) and work begins on a film called K11.



A dramatic internal monologue shot, the words are coming in as a voiceover while we see our character type intensely. We establish that directors and megastars are suddenly taking jabs against him on their blogs, calling him a frustrated wannabe director. He grins at the attention. Later Vishal Bhardwaj asks if he truly wants to direct. Protagonist says he has never wanted to direct, writing is fun. Bhardwaj says if he can do it anybody can. (Ref: Awesomest people are the most down to earth, SCENE 6 reference)



Protagonist is learning to play poker. The two men teaching him are Raj Nidimoru and Krishna DK, a couple of directors who made the decidedly charming Indian-American Flavors. They are working on a fun script called 99, and wonder if our man would like to do dialogue. He gives it a whirl, they sign him on, and before he knows it, the film is shot.



99 is a cheeky caper-film set in the year 1999, with a hero who constantly bemoans the ‘almost’ in his life, about how he always falls short of a hundred. Everyone in the film does, really. 99 stars Boman Irani, Kunal Khemu, Cyrus Broacha, Soha Ali Khan and Vinod Khanna, and releases on May 15 — braving the IPL season. Heh. With this script, this gamble feels appropriate. Plus, our man is super-proud to have gotten paid to write in Hindi. (Take that, torturing Hindi teachers from Don Bosco!)


It really is a gamble. Right now, it’s an admittedly exciting time with 99 releasing May 15 and K11 slated to start shooting real soon. Having said that, it’s important to realise that the fanciful Barton Desi screenplay above is made up of nothing but highlights. And that I’ve worked on K11 for almost three years before it’s finally inching towards production, while 99 happened with fabulous gusto. So you really got to hang in there, and have faith. You never know which side lightning strikes from. It’s an exciting time in the industry with great filmmakers positively hungry for scripts and ideas, and all you need to connect with people is enthusiasm. So good luck to you all from someone who is very far from having arrived, and do go catch 99. Peace.


Published Yuva magazine, May 1, 2009.


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  1. Ikuko

    Hard to say anything without it sounding trite, but I really like this one.

    1. rajasen

      Thanks, babe. Bonecrushing hugs, always :)

  2. Veeyes

    Hmmmm. This is just like a trailor. Now let’s see how the movie pans out. Will the Aamirs, Hrithiks and SRKs of the world be reviewing these movies on Rediff? The shoe will firmly be on the other foot! I can see the world sharpening its claws.

    All the best mate!


    1. rajasen

      Ooh, that’ll be fun. Maybe when K-11 releases we can ask Bhansali to review it or something ;)

  3. Kenny

    “…is amused by how seriously the circus itself takes him” – Love this! :)
    “Awesomest people are the most down to earth” – Totally agree

    1. rajasen

      you know what I’m talkin’ about.

  4. Rusted Rick

    its sure to do well bro,
    cheers, hugs and the best of luck

    1. AT

      Dude, love it love it love it

      I always believed in your awesomeness and have told you that enough times (starting from scene 1)

      but… oh how i wish i was featured somewhere in Scene 1 or 2! :)

      Congratulations buddy. Live you destiny!

      love always

      1. rajasen

        dude you think I could do justice to you in a censored, public-consumption version of act 1? there’s a lot for our eyes only, and you know it.

        thanks much for the confidence and the comment man, touched.

    2. rajasen

      thanks man, appreciate it :-)

  5. Madhav

    Good stuff, dude. Look forward to Act 2.

    1. rajasen

      ’tis where it all gets tricky, right? Buckling up… thanks.

  6. Arun Sadanandan

    a really good read (as always). comment on possible item song is hilarious. have a look at – http://www.orphanfromrussia.blogspot.com – if you get time, please.
    i wish you and the 99 team all the very good. i will watch it for certain.

    1. rajasen

      heh, glad you liked the song. have bookmarked your blog, will be sure to check it soon.

  7. Akshay

    Heh :) Liked this…
    Now all u need to do is get this script produced, mebbe with Emraan Hashmi playing the Raja Sen role :P … [The “He grins at the attention.” line sorta threw up that mental image ;) ]
    Best of luck with 99.

    1. rajasen

      Ah, see.. I didn’t quite see my life as a Bhattsaab film but hey.. :P

  8. Rekha

    Where’s the “love angle”? :)

    1. rajasen

      LOL. saved for the sequel?

  9. Pradyut

    liked it :D

    hope you make it big. god bless!

    1. rajasen

      thanks :)

  10. Saurya

    you are from Don Bosco? Just out of curiosity (generated by my undying love for the institution and the minor fact that I end up echoing your views on the movies that you review on Rediff most of the time)…Kothakar? Calcutta / Liluah / Bandel / Mumbai?
    And which Hindi teacher??

    PS:”Echoing” might not be the right word there, since on many an occasion i end up seeing the movie first and reading your piece later (and hoping that i had read it before spending on the tickets!)…but agree mostly nevertheless…

    PPS: Chatter aside, good luck with your movie though…

    1. rajasen

      Don Bosco Delhi, bro.
      Good to meet you.
      Which ‘un you from?

      1. Saurya

        Ah, that’s in the intro…missed it the last time round!!
        …I owe my education to the Fathers and Brothers in Calcutta!

  11. Ravi

    Your struggle tale is very endearing, Raja.

    Shows how hard you must have worked, and also, all that networking didn’t went waste!

    Good Luck for 99! You deserve the very best, mate :-)


  12. Purely-Narcotic

    Here’s to many more film and shorter hours spent in wait at coffee shops ;)

  13. diffdrummer

    Congrats, dude!
    Will have to wait for torrent sites to get a bite of your work :P Of course will pay the team who paid you when I can get a hold of the DVD.

  14. Shradha

    Watching 99 tomorrow dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  15. Sudhir Pai


    Cant wait to watch 99. I’m sure it’ll become the most “re-viewed” bollywood movie ever, with every director fancying his hand at writing and getting back at you. :P
    All the best, dude!

    and yes, methinks this post would make a very endearing movie script! what say?


  16. Amrita

    Really? You’re going to leave out the Rediff commentors from this story? fail!

    Seriously – congratulations! I’m going to go see it.

  17. ss

    Have not seen the movie yet, will try to catch it, wat can I say it was star trek fever for some time..

    Blog was kinda funny, esp the montage part and the cuts and coffee place, very deja vu’ish..

  18. Anirban Chatterjee

    somehow u missed the guys at rediff comment boards….they shud have played a big part in ur life so far…lolz….
    shall really look fwd to a story with a bit dark ending….or is it bollywood characters always strike luck in the end :)

  19. g k

    raja saab, saw 99. Side splitting to a large extent.

    effective lines sir. All the best.


  20. Leena

    Lovely! And so true about the real superstars being the ones that are accessible, down-to-earth, and supportive.

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